FORMERLY CRAPPICS

JOHN LAURITZEN - "FREEZER MORTIS"

"Formerly Crappics" is a hosted horror movie show with John Lauritzen as "Freezer Mortis" hosting the show since 2013; with shows being aired on "The Vortexx" and also available on Vimeo. From Frezzer Mortis' Facebook page: "Host of Formerly Crappics, proud member of The Church of Ed Wood and The Church of the SubGenuis. Ordained Overman for the Assembly of Lower Degrees". Portrait of "Frezzer Mortis" by Bradley Beard. "Frezzer Mortis" - biography (taken from Bradley's Facebook page)" He's a proud member of The Church of Ed Wood. Tonight I present Freezer Mortis, host of Formerly Crappics, which can currently be seen on The Vortexx. His show began in 2013 and has consistently been one of the highest rated Monday night shows in The Vortexx. Freezer Mortis was the victim of a grossly negligent clerical error when he was accidentally cryogenically frozen for 45 years. He is currently struggling with his budding mutant powers; genetic alterations occurred in his DNA during his time on ice. He's regularly joined by two finger puppets, Ten Ten and Ten Twenty. Internationally renowned comics expert, Mr. Silver Age, has also made occasional appearances on the show. If Freezer happens to have one of his "Wicker-pedia Moments" while sitting in his favorite wicker chair, take a seat and take note, you may just learn something. Freezer Mortis' favorite coffee? Tasters Choice... it's freeze dried. The following are some clips of "Frezzer Mortis": Formerly Crappics hosted by Frezzer Mortis from The Professor on Vimeo.

LINKS

Internet Movie Data Base "Formerly Crappics"		Facebook: Bradley Beard - Horror Host Artist "Frezzer Mortis"
Facebook "Frezzer Mortis"		Vimeo "John Lauritzen"

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