MS. MONSTER'S HEL ON ICE

A.K. SMITH - "MS. MONSTER"
AARON FARMER - "TIT"
MARC NORDSTROM
- "TAT"
- "2B".

Ms. Monster, that blue-skinned undead mistress of mayhem and her monster melons, Tit and Tat host that whacky late-night horror variety show "Hel on Ice". The show is aired on the 2nd and 4th Wednesday each month at 12:30 am on San Francisco cable access Channel 29 (San Francisco, California) and Saturday at 10:30 pm on Salem Access Television, Channel 3 (Salem, Massachusetts); airing since 2004. A quote from the show's website: Ms. Monster presents: Hel on Ice. Not just a show, but a way of life...er...death! Sit back and let your rigormortis set in, while Ms. Monster and her Monster Melons, Tit and Tat take you on a hilariously wild ride filled with B-movies, shorts, Cartoons, and, as always, puppets and gore! You'll bust out of your stitches, then hunger for your own entrails! "Ms. Monster's Blurb" from her Blogsite: About me: HEL-lo there my little beasties. I'm Ms Monster from the late night Horror Variety Show HEL ON ICE. Come join us for our favorite B Horror movie clips, our own animation THE CEREALISTS, house bands, indie submisisons, puppet gore and a whole lot of murderous mayhem with me & my Monster Melons, Tit & Tat. When we aren't trying to earn a crappy living bringing gore-filled nights to the cities of San Francisco (Davis, Berkeley & somewhere in Minnesota & Wisconsin & Salem, MA) we are out drag racing cars in our town called Hel and hanging with the carnies. We tango with evil, the melons are bringers of the apocolypse after all, we love gore and we dance quite often with demons and other horror hosts. In 2007, "Ms. Monster" was a contestant in "The Search for the Next Elvira", appearing in three episodes. Contestants vie to become the next campy, late-night horror movie queen Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. In 2010, "Ms. Monster" hosted a segment of "100 Years of Monster Movies", which was a three day movie marathon webcast from 26 - 28 March 2010. presented by Fear Werx at the Horrorhound Weekend, in Indianapolis, Indiana, USA.

Portrait of "Ms. Monster" by Bradley Beard.
"Ms. Monster" - biography (taken from Bradley Beard's Facebook page)"

"She is that blue-skinned undead mistress of all things camp." Today I present Ms. Monster, hostess of Ms. Monsters' Hel on Ice, which can be viewed via her website where she does live hosting at msmonster.com. Ms. Monster is beautiful and she's one smart lady, she knows her greatest assets and she's not afraid to show them. Ms. Monster has monster melons and their names are Tit and Tat. They're big, fluffy melons and they're also kind of cute... in a greenish, monstrous sort of way. She really loves her melons as they can be rather useful, in fact, Ms. Monster says they can even be used as flotation devices. Don't be too curious about what's under Tat's eye patch, however, Ms. Monster was once quoted as saying, "Underneath Tat's eye patch is a stinky portal to another dimension filled with butterfly farts and your darkest nightmares." Keep her and her Melons in your dreams until tomorrow. The following are some clips from "Ms. Monster's Hel on Ice": Ms Monster's Hel on Ice (clips) from The Professor on Vimeo. The following are some clips from "The Search for the Next Elvira": Ms Monster in "The Search for the Next Elvira" (clips) from The Professor on Vimeo. The following are some clips from "100 Years of Monster Movies": Ms Monster - 100 Years of Monster Movies (clip) from The Professor on Vimeo.

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