ORMSBY'S CINEMA INSANE

? - "TZAR ORMSBY"
ISABELLE SHEEHAN - "THE CLONES"
? - "ORMSBY'S DECEASED MOTHER"
CHRISTOPHER ORMSBY - "DUCKBOY"



From Ormsby's Cinema Insane Official Web Page:
Ormsby's Cinema Insane started on the internet in February of 2010 with mini episodes and then full episodes. The show is the classics tradition of horror hosts like Zacherley, Vampira, Elvira and others. Assisted by The Clones (200 little girl clones), his never seen somewhat decease Mother, and DuckBoy (part teen, part duck), Ormsby presents old films with host segments and sometimes actually ropping into the movies himself. In October of 2011, between production of Cinema Insane, Ormsby started a strange little advice weekly show on Youtube called "Ask Ormsby" where people can send in their questions for Ormsby to answer. The questions range from "What should I cook my boyfriend for dinner?" to "How do you make a Clone-apede?"

Ormsby has appeared on major streaming sites like The Monster Channel and The Vortexx. He's been photographed with horror hosting icons such as Zacherley, Elvira, Stella and Halloween Jack. In 2011, he was nominated for a Bob Wilkins Best Horror Host Award.

Ormsby, originally from Transylvania, is the caretaker, cultural attaché, and mad scientist at Transylvania's Embassy located in the Haunted Lighthouse of Mastic. He lives with his (mostly) deceased Mother, DuckBoy(made from the parts of a pizza delivery boy and a duck) and 200 little girl clones. From the Lighthouse he hosts Ormsby's Cinema Insane, which started on the internet in February of 2010.Ormsby is an authority on cloning, horror movies, and cute red heads. He also watches way too much iCarly.



Portrait of "Tzar Ormsby" by Bradley Beard.
"Tzar Ormsby" - biography (taken from Bradley's Facebook page)"
"From the haunted lighthouse of Mastic, Long Island..." Tonight I present Tzar Ormsby, host of Ormsby's Cinema Insane which made its debut in 2010. His show has been shown on The Vortexx & The Monster Channel and can currently be seen on the Cinema Insane YouTube channel. Ormsby's show is presented in the classic horror hosting tradition featuring movies, trivia, and reviews infused with his off-beat brand of humor. He's assisted in his endeavors by The Clones, his unseen deceased mother, and Duckboy. I thought Ormsby was just a puppet but now I'm not so sure. He speaks in a creepy sing-song voice that resonates as part Cyberman and part Rain Man. Even though I know there's someone operating him, or at least I think there is, Ormsby seems to have a life of his own. When he stares with those blank ping pong ball yes, can't help but feel he's looking inside me, learning my darkest fears... but on a lighter note, Ormsby does have an affinity for cute redheads.


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