THE GOLDEN HORDE |
He oozes muy mucho much-o manly manliness. Tonight I present Gorenard the Beerbarian, host of The Golden Horde which began in 2014 and can be seen on The Vortexx and YouTube. Gorenard is an extra-dimensional warrior from the planet Beerbaria, who has conquered his homeworld, and acquired the titles of Ruler of Beerbaria and Keeper of The Golden Horde. The Golden Horde itself is a collection of treasures the Beerbarian Space Empire has looted from the planets it has conquered, and among these treasures are the movies he hosts. His arch enemy is the Twelve Breasted Sorceress of Galaxy M-51 who longs to get her hands on his Golden Horde... just as he longs to get his hands on her. As a true Beerbarian, he drinks whatever is handy but Earth alcohol has little effect on him. Gorenard demands that you to watch his treasures. "Now is the time to send your children off to their slumber, make your woman get down by your side, and enjoy a glass of Arrogant Bastard Ale as you watch this treasure from The Golden Horde. You watch it now! Gorenard, COMMANDS IT!"
The following are some clips from the show:
The Golden Horde hosted by Gorenard The Beerbarian from The Professor on Vimeo. |
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