THE BONE JANGLER
THE BONE JANGLER'S DAYTIME DUNGEON

BRAD JANGLER - "THE BONE JANGLER"
? - "ENCHANTRESS NOCTURNA"
? - "MASTER GREGORY"
HEATHER JOKIEL - "HARMONY"

"The Bone Jangler" Is a hosted horror movie show with Brad Jangler as "The Bone Jangler" presenting movies initially on Saturday nights at 10:30 pm on Comcast Digital Cable, Channel 6 Illinois from 29 September 2001. "The Bone Jangler" is assisted by Nocturna, Queen of the Coven. The show now runs airs on 43 stations across twenty-one states. "The Bone Jangler" is an immortal, omnipotent, omniscient (as I choose to be at any given moment) being from Beyond whose attention was drawn to Earth by the Big Bang that spawned the universe. He decided to stick around and have some fun. Assisting "The Bone Jangler" are "Enchantress Nocturna", "Master Gregory", "Harmony" and the "Coven Girls". The origins of "The Bone Jangler" from The Bone Jangler's web page. Since long before time itself had been recorded, there has been The Bone Jangler! Throughout the years, the world's most prolific thoughtsmiths have theorized that the "big bang" that spawned the Earth's creation also heralded the arrival of this ancient enigma. Content with sitting on the sidelines, watching various lifeforms evolve, The Bone Jangler took particular notice of the vagina. Many were the songs the women sang unto Him, with fevered hopes that He would anoint them, and permit them entry into His Coven. And, as The Bone Jangler and His merry maidens moved across the lands, the seeds of thousands of civilizations were sown. From the building of the ancient sphinx in Egypt, to the mysterious rock formation of Stonehenge, even as recent as the crop circles of today...The Bone Jangler has been there. While the true extent of His powers are none of your business, rest assured that He has zero, if any, rivals. From witchcraft to voodoo, reaching all the way back to Native American shamanism, The Bone Jangler has had an impact on all forms of magick, past and present. In fact, many of the world's occult practices are based on the fundamental principles of The Bone Jangler's natural abilities. So, what is The Bone Jangler's current agenda? None know. He appears to be concerned with only 2 things: Having a good time, and caring for The Bone Jangler Family.

Portraits of "The Bone Jangler" by Bradley Beard.
"The Bone Jangler" - biography (taken from Bradley Beard's Facebook page)"

"Whoa! What the f**k* is up? I'll tell you what's up. It's time once again for the return of The Boooooooooooooooooone Jangler!" Today I present the host of the original horror show… The Bone Jangler. No one remembers where he came from; all anyone can recall is that he began airing on Saturday September 29, 2001. He hosts 2 shows aired on 43 stations in 21 states: The Bone Jangler and The Bone Jangler's Daytime Dungeon. The Bone Jangler is known for his primordial fascination with women and it is Enchantress Nocturna who has captured his immortal attention. She and her coven of beauties join The Bone Jangler on his weekly excursions into the macabre. He became a host because it provides him entertainment. But he is no ordinary host, for it is The Bone Jangler who shall host the final horror show. None shall ever know him… and only he knows tomorrow.

Portrait of "Enchantress Nocturna" by Bradley Beard.
"Enchantress Nocturna" - biography (taken from Bradley Beard's Facebook page)"

She rides on the night wind and her voice enchants all those who hear. Today I present Enchantress Nocturna, the love of The Bone Janglers life and his co-host as well. No one remembers where she came from or for how long she's been around, myths of her have persisted throughout the ages. Nocturna's beauty is as timeless as the realm in which she and The Jangler exist. Her eyes have the power to mystify; if you look deeply into them, you will lose your will... and possibly your mind. The Enchantress leads her coven of beauties and she teaches them in the ancient ways, ways that please The Bone Jangler. Nocturna is no ordinary horror co-hostess; she is the woman who enchants The Bone Jangler. She is nocturnal mystery... and only she knows the night.

Portrait of "Master G" by Bradley Beard.
"Master G" - biography (taken from Bradley Beard's Facebook page)"

I would like to thank The Bone Jangler family for allowing me to honor this young man on this day. Today I present Master G, host of The Bone Jangler's Daytime Dungeon. He made his television debut at 5 years old, currently the youngest horror host in the world and the second youngest of all time. Master G accompanies his uncle, The Bone Jangler, and his aunt, The Enchantress Nocturna, on their journeys throughout realms unknown... unknown to any other human. Master G, unlike his Uncle Bone Jangler, is human, and that is his strength. He is a brave young man whose early life was fraught with adversity but he's bravely risen above his circumstances. He's a charming young man with the power to charm the ladies; he seems to have the eye for Coven girl HARMony. Uncle Bone Jangler knows what the future holds for this talented young man but everyone else will just have wait and see. Master G rules!

Portrait of "HARMony" by Bradley Beard.
"HARMony" - biography (taken from Bradley Beard's Facebook page)

"She does her homework!" The Bone Jangler has said. Tonight I present HARMony, sidekick to The Bone Jangler and coven girl to Enchantress Nocturna. HARMony takes her job seriously by immersing herself in the study of horror cinema to better assist The Jangler. Her pigtails and glasses make her appear as if she might well be a librarian in the celestial hall of akashic records. She's quite a mystery, even to The Bone Jangler. The Jangler first met HARMony at the grocery store after he finished a late night taping. He watched as she filled her basket to overflowing with meat. Being curious about this carnivorous cutie, The Bone Jangler invited her into his family where she shares a special bond with Master G. This sexy siren has led many victims to their doom and my leave you singing a different tune if you cross her or her family. HARMony is presented tonight in honor of The BONE JANGLER's 14th year!! In 2017, Brad Jangler - "The Bone Jangler", was inducted into "The Official Horror Host Hall of Fame". The following is a promo for the show: "The Bone Jangler" - promo from The Professor on Vimeo.

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